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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

I don't get it

On the way to a softball game tonight, the kids were taking turns telling jokes.  First there was the knock-knock jokes.  Then came the chicken crossing the road jokes.  And then came the corny jokes like

"How do you make a tissue dance?  You put a little boogie in it."

It was Bree's turn.  She asked:
"What animal don't you want to play cards with?"
Without hesitation, without missing a beat, like it was poised there on the tip of his tongue Jacob replies..
"A hungry duck."
Ummmm..... what?  Like.... what?!
He'll play cards with a lion or a hippo or a rhinoceros but a hungry duck? 

The line is drawn there. 

I don't get it either, Bree.

FYI:  The answer is...  You never want to play cards with a 'cheetah'.


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